Went to Centre Parcs for three days. Its like a posh camping site, where things are kinda expensive and little children got in the way. Last night i went to a girly sleepover shit, the girlfriend came too, we slept in the same bed, nothing happened, I was somewhat annoyed, and the next morning she was like ''WE DIDN'T FUCK OR ANYTHING >:I'

I see we shared the disappointment.

Uhhhh, got some new earrings online, they're pretty cool, 3 of the girl's at the sleepover got their helix pierced that day, and one girl was like HAVE YOU GOT YOURS DONE KAAAATE? and then another was like HAVE YOU NOT SEEN HER INDUSTRIAL and then people looked at my ears. This other girl was like PUT MY EARRING IN I CANT DO IT and she made it bleed and i was all D: but i did it anyway, and got it in straiiight away and everyone was like KATTIIIEE YOU'RE SO COOOL because i actually am so cool all the time 24/7. And this girl there was MEGA HOT SHIT and my girlfriend was like paaawing all over her, but she was obsessed with Boxxy and I was like OK no, the queen died long ago. SHE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT 4CHAN WAS, BUT SHE WAS ALL ''OMMMG YOU KNOW BOXXY TEEHEE? :3''

Ummmm. I wore a bikini. I looked hot. HOPEFULLY XMAS WILL PROVIDE MONEY, and I can get my belly button pierced, and perhaps my tragus. I cant decide since I can only imagine it makes earphones difficult, so I couldn't wear external ones since my industrial cant be dealing with that shit, OR internal ones cause of a pissy tragus. Also, I'd want both tragus done, but I don't know, one would be cheaper and shit and uhh, the things I have to deal with.

I have a spot, but its not like visible, it just, its just there like under the skin. And its HURTING LIKE SHIT. Merry xmas from my face, you get a painful chin spot to ruin your life.

No relevant pic. Crumpet is stalking you through the grass. She's dead now.

WRONG, THE ANSWER IS ME.

I bit my nails, I'm happy with having not long talon-like nails.

Girl i like got one of our FRIENDS to talk to me about the situation. How old does she thing she is, i'm not in the fucking 2nd grade for fucks sake. Immaturity, not sexy. If you wanted to say you like me back, say it to my fucking face. Don't ask Sophie to tell Sarah to tell Jade to tell me. That's not actually what happened, I exaggerated it and made the names up, but whatever.

LOOK AT MY GECKO HER NAME IS SAUSAGE.

The girl i fancy? YEAH? TURNS OUT SHE FUCKING FANCIES ME TOO. BOOYAH BITCHES, I'M NOT EVEN THE RIGHT GENDER AND I STILL GET MORE PUSSY THAN YOU GUYS.

*ehem*

My hands are really cold, cant wait till my mum comes home so i can touch her back with them. So, for lunch i only had enough money for oreos, so i had that for lunch. I'm fucking failing chemistry, its prolly shika's fault somehow since everything is his fault. Also its so cold and wet down here lately i just want to crawl into bed and wank till I die because life is too miserable in the wintery months. Got an exam on... Wednesday. Chemistry, oh shit.

I think my eyesight might be going, which is good since glasses look HAWT on me, so result. I bought some new undies at the weekend, they're all pretty hot. My hands are too cold too type, i will update this later, when i'm not dying of meningitis.

Don't cry little mushroom, we love you.

Went to see new Moon on Friday, it was actually good. I shouted at the whole cinema for screaming at every guy that took his top off. Everyone lolled. Went to a gig yesterday, my friends the guitarist. It was at the Barfly in Camden. Got chat up a couple times, it was creepy. Girl kept trying to touch my fangina. I don't like her, she's gay when its just me and her, but when there's guys about OH NO SHE'S A HOMOPHOBE. Fucking semibisexual shitbags. She isn't hot anyway. And she smells like a fucking ashtray, allow snogging that shit.

One sec, i think my soup is burning.

On one of the underground train tunnels there was a poster of Edward Cullens HUGE FACE, and it was like, covered in lipstick kisses. I regret not taking a picture, but I was in a rush. Ugh, SO MANY FUCKING LINES WERE CLOSED. Sometimes london underground is the best thing, sometimes I want to jump on the tracks and die to avoid its torment. After the gig we got drunk and sat and played instruments in the drummers loft. ATTIC FOR YOU 'MERICANS. This soup is mega yummy. I came home and ate cake, then threw up cause i hadnt eaten much that day so i guess my stomach was like WTFLOL, I CANT BE DEALING WITH THIS SHIT.

Below is a drink i bought. It was kinda like red bull but more DISGUSTING.

Told a girl I liked her :3

Yeah, I feel like utter pisstits. For no evident reason either, fuck having a complex brain where shit can go wrong. My brain? Complex? Did I just actually say that. I've been putting off doing my hair for like an hour because its boring. SIIGH. So yeah, I've missed college today, but my mum being cool was like, YEAH DON'T GO COLLEGE IF YOU FEEEL CRAP BUT YOU CAN STILL GO THE THE CINEMA TONIGHT.

So I will. Gonna see Jennifer's Body. I heard its shit but cinemas are dark so no one will see me wanking off to Megan Fox's hot bod in the parts where she isn't fucking talking so I can't tell HOW BAD AN ACTRESS SHE IS. She should just be a porn star, they don't have to act, they just have to pretend to like having a dick in their ass. MAYBE SHE CANT EVEN DO THAT. I'm really hungry but i cant bring myself to eat. All we have is CAKE, muffins and bread. Cake is clearly the best food around but I know that if I eat a bit of cake, I'll eat a whole cake, and then I'll feel guilty for like 3 days that I ate a whole cake, plus my family will starve.

I found a tin of sweetcorn in the cupboard. All is well. Figured out why my hamsters been acting poorly, her water bottle was broke. SHE WAS DEHYDRATED, WHY DIDN'T I NOTICE D:

Its so cold in my house I'm typing with gloves on.

I broke a nail today, fuck that. WHAT'S THE POINT IN GROWING MY NAILS JUST SO THEY CAN FUCKING BREAK? Also, the gecko overate last night so she threw up xD It was pretty cool to watch. In other news, i fancy a girl and I'm handling it rather like a 13 year old boy, getting all shy and coy around her like a DICK. WHY CAN'T I BE AS COOL AROUND GIRLS AS I AM WITH GUYS? I dropped art, good choice. Its given me 5 extra hours to do homework (aka, catch up with my old mates I don't have any lessons with any more, but share free periods with :3). Tomorrows a pretty busy day though, oh well, at least its biology. FUCK YEAH, ORGANS. OH SHIT WE HAVE A TEST, I SHOULD REVISE FOR THAT. PHOSPHOLIPID BILAYERS, YEAH! I'm drinking a huge cup or earl grey tea, fuckkk me i just finished it.

I wanked for like the first time in two weeks last night, It was pretty intense. My title was actually a sentence of like, ROLEPLAY, but then I thought no one would look at my page if they thought it was an add for a porn site. A VIRUS-TASTIC PORN SITE.

KateTube.com - For all your katie related pornographic needs.

THIS IS NUTS, EATING A MEAL WORM BUTT FIRST.

Excuse the crazy muse song in the background.

Exhibit A)

Lizard has gotten alot bigger and is eating like a FECKING PIG. My dad fed her, and he was mildly entertained. I painted my nails a purpley silvery grey colour. I dunno if I like it but everyone said it looked nice. Feeling pretty bad, had some boy troubles lately and its left me PRETTY SHOOK UP LOL. I swear, I should prolly just stick to dildos and nerds since nerds have secretly huge cocks.

UHHHH. College is shit, thinking about dropping art because it blows and the syllabus has changed so I have to do all my work on huge A1 sheets of paper and I hate it. Uhhh. What else. I fancy getting loads of eye shadow because why not. I got sent home from college today for wearing GREY JEANS. Not allowed to wear blue jeans, so I wore smart grey jeans. Sent home. I was supposed to go back in but I didn't, instead i went to my brothers house and chainsawed the fuck out of people in Gears of War. Got kicked twice for being a chainsawwhore. I'm so cool :3

Below is Nuts. She's really stupid and I love her.

Nyuuuuuu~