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HIS NAME WAS VLADIMIR. I lost him earlier in the year, oh god he was such a desu bear. He used to sit on his back and fiddle with is gills to get more oxygen. Playaaaa.

It was pretty fun, he had HUGE bollocks. His eyes are pretty creepy, but he's actually super cute. And sosoftttt.

Having a 1/4 life crisis.

Tattood Eva unit 01 on my bro yesterday C: He's so cute and happy with it. So am I : D Looks fucking boshank. I love everythang.

Will be buying my own tattoo machines next week! Gonna start with your standard micky sharpz me thinks. I have like £500 saved away for tattooing stuff and colours and whatnot and it's probably only going to cost like £350 or something, so looking forward to buying like 3 dildos and a trip to Amsterdam with the residual moneh. Or I could actually not spend it and save more so I can do that America thing I've wanted to do for a while, meet some of you cool net folk and also COMIC CON ETC ETC YOU KNOW.

EUGH I JUST BURPED AND ALL PROZAC DUST CAME UP AND IT WAS VILEJFALKJSAFKJFASKLASF

I've put on like 20 pounds since last summer, and I cant tell if I want to lose weight and risk fucking up everything or continue fucking adoring eating and being a healthy size.

BOSS MIGHT BE TATTOOING ME TODAY. Then I have a vampire geisha to tattoo at 2, and then my brother wants me to finish his EVA unit 001. I got the lineart down. He wants it coloured up now though innit!

Also I dyed my hair. I look like Rouge and a super Sayan had a sexy flame headed daughter. I feel kinda like a cunty scene girl, but whatever this is fun.

OH, also I should have a bunny skull soon! WILL KEEP YALL UP TO DATE BECAUSE I LIKE READING BACK ON NEWSPOSTS. oh god a just coughed up a giant ball of phlegm eijfsklasjs oh shit do I post a picture of me with new hair or this skull I saw the other day in my favourite museum where the dude had WAY BAD ENCEPHALITIS and dat head swelled up so good. Ok yeah huge head it is. Not allowed to take pics in there, who's living on the edge babes? ;P Me.

LIFE. EUGH. It's pretty ok. I'm pining for a girlfriend like a 13 year old boy wishes his hand was Angelina Jolie though. College is not that fun but I get to be in the paper again this week for doing some mural shit about a pregnant bitch. Thinking of ordering me a TankMan figure dude thing because they're majestic. Finally got a newgrounds shirt, it's second hand off EvilJesus and it's all big and lovely and I look like I have no tits in it and I really like it. Oop my hamster says hello to the internet she thinks she can type but she doesn't know shit.

I really like it. When I have a shirt on.

In other news I have a spot right on my fucking earlobe and it hurts like a cunt I tried poking it but nothing wtf is the point in even getting a spot there. Also I spent mostly all of last week watching zombie films and eating snacks with meine freunde. Ich liebst sie weil sie besonders lustig ist. We watchedddd, dead set, dead snowwwww, black sheep, this fucking what was the other one dawn of the dead remake with the zombie baby fucking bullshit. Also I drunk so much wine I died. The end. No you can't mutilate my body I'm donating it to science. Apart from my skull, my mate Rosie gets my skull.

OH OH ACTUALLY I GUESS IF I EVER WRITE ANOTHER NEWS POST AGAIN I'LL POST A PIC OF MY RAT SKULL. My friends cat killed a rat, and I did the only sane thing and cut it's head off, scraped off the skin and boiled it. The back of its skull is crushed, the cat killed it with a head nom since one of the rats eyes was exploding out of it's head and it had no other visible injuries apart from a nom mark on it's arm. Yeah guys are freaks too right you'll like a rat skull?

So I think I might just watch cartoons forever. Regular show as fucking awesome. Adventure time is also awesome. Flapjack reminds me of childhood. There are some really cute little shows out at the moment that make me feel like a little boy againnnn.

IT LOOKS SO PRETTYYYY NEWGROUNDS I MISSED YOUUUUUUUSFIFJAKFASKJAJFKDAJJ GAKLGJ

I'm wearing gloves in the HOUSE WITH THE HEATING ON. EUGH. I suck at being warm. Corpse feet.