Just kidding.
Now suck my dick.
Age 30, Female
London, UK
Joined on 5/3/07
you are hipstering
I would suck your dick, but you have lied about being a shark. Unfortunately I must reject your offer on moral grounds.
I feel sick
oh my god.
so epic
too epic
my head just asploded
YOUR HEAD ASPLODE
Sharks are faggots
lol
lol
Oh that's cool. Get it
I remember you!
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Of everyone on earth, you are the person I most want angry sex with
I will not suck your dick for you are not a shark. >:(
How about you lick my clit cause I'm a girl
Highways and byways
I did it MyWays
Half day on Fridays
The wife wears it Sideways
Now is the Winter of our Disco Tent
Made glorious Summer by this son of Dork
I don't like you any more
Present it.
*lifts up her top*
I presented them.
Makaga
What the Shark!?
krumpingkatie
What the puke!?