So basically like our 2nd Xbox 360 died the other day so I got a Wii. I know, I know, HYPOCRIT- but on calling over a friend to help install it I discovered the wonders of its internet feature. So there we sat, half watching porn in HD on a fat ass plasma telly. We were picking out all the things that seemed odd in a porno such as pulling out before ejaculating and overly fake noises and we just sat there for ages doing absolutely nothing. Then for some odd reason I just decided to ask 'Fancy piercing my ears?'. He replied with a 'HELL YEAH!', so now I have 2 piercings in each ear, and look totally awesome.

360 > Wii > Ps3