Exhibit A)

Lizard has gotten alot bigger and is eating like a FECKING PIG. My dad fed her, and he was mildly entertained. I painted my nails a purpley silvery grey colour. I dunno if I like it but everyone said it looked nice. Feeling pretty bad, had some boy troubles lately and its left me PRETTY SHOOK UP LOL. I swear, I should prolly just stick to dildos and nerds since nerds have secretly huge cocks.

UHHHH. College is shit, thinking about dropping art because it blows and the syllabus has changed so I have to do all my work on huge A1 sheets of paper and I hate it. Uhhh. What else. I fancy getting loads of eye shadow because why not. I got sent home from college today for wearing GREY JEANS. Not allowed to wear blue jeans, so I wore smart grey jeans. Sent home. I was supposed to go back in but I didn't, instead i went to my brothers house and chainsawed the fuck out of people in Gears of War. Got kicked twice for being a chainsawwhore. I'm so cool :3

Below is Nuts. She's really stupid and I love her.